Anybody who’s ever been to a Washington Nationals home game is familiar with the race of the presidents that takes place at some point during each game. Nats fans are also familiar with Teddy Roosevelt usually losing the race because of some calamity or other, a situation not unlike Charlie Brown and the football. The last time I went to a Nats game, it was a Sharknado that body blocked the other four presidents, which effectively gave the race to Abe Lincoln.
Well, here’s a new one, courtesy of the Nationals’ Tumblr blog:
And if you haven’t seen David Ortiz’s meltdown from a few nights ago, you absolutely must:
Icepicks and Nukes 